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Us Politics Jokes

US politics is a lot like square dancing.

Move to the right, take one step back, move to the left, take one step forward. Repeat.

What do US politics have in common with a dry prom?

No punchline.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief


the other is pro wrestling.

Following US politics is like watching a mad biologist at work.

You can see an orange going bananas right before your eyes.

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