UPJOKE
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We went out on a date

Me: I slay werewolves for a living.

Date: Haha, always joking around. Anyway, I read that tweet you sent to me, it was so funny, I howled!

Me: *Unsheathing silver cutlass* You What??

Pulling back the foreskin should have a better name

Unsheathing the baby maker, for example

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