Implacable Jokes

One night a Jewish dwarf was walking through one of those shady parts of the city when a big black guy calls him from a dark alley. The Jewish dwarf was scared. Then the black guy smiled. But it was a scary smile.
-- Hey dwarf, are you gay? said the black guy.
-- What? NO!
-- Too bad fo... read more

Guy's been at the bar for a while. Someone bought shots. He's ordered food. Then he tried a girl drink. No one is saying anything smart. Jagermeister has been discussed.

Now it's his fifth trip to the bathroom. He feels like he's been swallowing surgical sponges.

He's standing at the u... read more