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Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap?

Because they're dead

Why was the Tyrannosaurus rex selling handguns?

Because he was a small arms dealer.

When a Tyrannosaurus Rex went missing from a Zoo meant for Dinosaur...

It was reported to be "**Armed & Dangerous**".

What do you call a Russian Tyrannosaurus Rex?

A DinoCzar!

What do you call a sleeping Tyrannosaurus Rex?

A DynaSnore!

A popsicle stick joke that cracked me up today.

What did the Tyrannosaurus Rex feel when it saw the Ankylosaurus approaching?

Ankxiety

The Tyrannosaurus Rex was Let Go from His Job.

Another victim of small arms fire.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Long ago, when dinosaurs walked the earth,...

A young Tyrannosaurus Rex was out on the hunt when he stopped to take a drink from a nearby lake.

There, cooling off in the water, he saw the most beautiful Triceratops in all of Pangea. He asked her her name and invited her to go out hunting but she told him she wasn't really into that kind ...

The "Age" of Dinosaurs

A woman takes her children to a museum of natural history. As they gaze with wonder at a skeleton of *Tyrannosaurus rex*, she asks a museum guide, a bright-eyed young fellow, "can you tell me how old it is?"

The museum guide responds, "well, ma'am, that particular skeleton is 65 million and ...

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An Old Joke

The year is 2120, and our story follows Joe McFlinch and his journey to overcome his inner demons. 'Who is Joe?', you may be wondering. Well, Joe is a cowardly 29 year old male. He has no special talents or skills, no hobbies, and most sadly, no friends. If I were to describe him as a dish, he would...

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