Typos Jokes - 14 Hilarious Typos Jokes

Why do anti-vaxxers always make typos?

Because the Bill Gates microchip comes with auto correct

Clothing related typos...

They're the vest

Why are there so many typos in Trumps tweets?

Because he’s Russian.

There's two typos of people in this world,

those who notice spelling mistakes, and those who don't.

An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods.

An engineer and an anti-vaxxer were walking through the woods when they came upon a bridge across a crocodile infested river.

The anti-vaxxer asked the engineer "What are the odds of us making it across that bridge safely?" The engineer took out his calculator and his tape measure, did a s...

When we see typos and do nothing

the errorists win

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Two drunk men walked in to a brothels m ()

Two piss-drunk men visited a brothel. The madam takes a look at them and tells her manager: Go and put inflatable dolls in their bedrooms. These guys are too drunk to notice.

After finishing their act, on their way back.........
1st drunk: I think my girl was dead as she never made a noi...

I don'f understand people making typos in their post titles...

Don't they proof read before submitting?

Math problems with typos are so unhealthy

They never workout

Between typos and autocorrect it's getting hard to post on /r/jokes...

One tiny mistake and your whole post is urined.

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If your wondering whether your going to annoy grammar nazis with your typos

*you are

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A city slicker buys a farm…

…and walks to his neighbor to buy some farm animals. He tells his neighbor that he wants a rooster and a hen. The neighbor says, “Ok, but we don’t call them that around here, we call a rooster a and a hen a pullet.”

He then asks for a donkey but again the neighbor says, “Ok, but we call ...

My doctor was telling me that my blood tests had a typo

So I guess it's pretty cool to be a universal donor.

A devoted husband is at his dying wife's bedside

- honey, I love you so much. You are the sweetest husband .... Even now you haven't left my side for days... Says the wife.

- of course. How could I leave you , you are the love of my life!

- before I die I have something to confess.

- it's ok you don't have to tell me anything...

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