I tried the left only twix they started selling recently.

Something about it just didn't taste right.

I saw my son eating chocolate even after I confiscated all his Halloween candy. I asked him where he got that from.

He said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."

Someone put the Twix out of reach of everybody.

So I thought to myself: "That's raising the bar a bit too high."

Why don't I eat the left side of a twix?

Because it just doesn't taste right.

Halloween Joke

Bob thought his new neighbor across the street was strange from the moment he first moved in.  The new neighbor, Jack, was a dorky middle aged white man, who laughed at his own jokes, which he told repeatedly, and only talked about the stupidest stuff, which he always claimed was super popular on Re...

Did you hear about the magician that had chocolate in his shirt?

He had some Twix up his sleeve

Why is the right twix bar always more expensive ?

That's cause the left uses government funding to make food cheaper for everyone.

I’m a pro at shoplifting candy bars. How, you ask?

I got a few Twix up my sleeve.

People often ask me how I manage to smuggle chocolate into movie theatres

Let's just say, I have a few Twix up my sleeve...

I decided to hand out free Twix bars to people passing by on the street.

I did this for about 10 minutes, then someone noticed I had no more in my hand.

"Aww, was that your last one?" they asked.

I replied "Don't worry, I have more Twix up my sleeve."

Here’s a sweet (But corny) joke!

Q: What do you call three packs of Twix?


A: Six.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The Birth of Baby Ruth

It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "Hey Sweetheart, how'd you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?"

Well, she immediate...

The lisp magician gives everyone a chocolate bar

Apparently he still had a few twix up his sleeves.

Successfully ran away from the cops today, after I stole a candy bar

They tried their best, but I had too many Twix up my sleeve.

I steal candy bars using slight of hand...

You could say I have a few Twix up my sleeve

My wife hates it when I swap her chocolate bar wrappers round.

It gets her Snickers in a Twix.

Really annoyed my Wife last week by opening a box of celebrations...

I changed all of the wrappers around.

She really got her Snickers in a Twix!

I saw a magician running away from a shop a few days ago.

I asked him why, and he told me he had a few twix up his sleeve.

Starting this Thursday, some movie theaters will not allow large bags inside the theater

But thank God I have a few twix up my sleeve

The new machine at the gym is my favourite...

It has snicker, skittles, kit kats and twix

My sister came home today and said "they have this great new machine at the gym.."

"it's got Malteasers, Twix, sodas, you name it!!"

I'm considering stuffing my clothes with candy bars.

That way, I'll always have Twix up my sleeve.

Chinese magican

Did you hear about the Chinese Magican who did magic with Chocolate?

I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.

Did you hear about the chocolate bar burglar?!

The police are trying to catch him, but he's always got a few Twix up his sleeve!

Why did the magician with a speech impediment buy a candy bar?

Because he wanted to have a few Twix up his sleeve.

What did the confectioner say to the angry customer?

Don’t get your snickers in a twix.

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