Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Quick 69 and Then Off To The Dentist

After a excitingly hot 69 position with his girlfriend , Jerry remembered he had a dentist Appointment

He was afraid the dentist would smell Pussy on his breath! So he brushed his teeth several times Gargled ½ a liter of Listerine and used dental floss as well
As he arrived at the dentist ...

Did you know , Vatican gives a special place of work to pope's dentist

It's called The Listerine Chapel

What comes after 69?

Listerine.

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