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Listerine Jokes

If Listerine kills 99.9% of germs

and what doesn't kill something makes it stronger,

are we really on the right track with all this dental hygiene stuff?

What comes before Listerine?

Thulium

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

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A man visits the dentist after doing 69

After an amazing 69 with his girlfriend, a man remembered he had a dentist appointment.

He was afraid that the dentist would smell pussy on his breath, so he brushed his teeth 7 times and on top of that 2 liters of Listerine mouthwash.

As he arrived at the dentist, he chewed 5 strong m...

Did you know , Vatican gives a special place of work to pope's dentist

It's called The Listerine Chapel

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