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Listerine Jokes

If Listerine kills 99.9% of germs

and what doesn't kill something makes it stronger,

are we really on the right track with all this dental hygiene stuff?

What comes before Listerine?

Thulium

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Did you know , Vatican gives a special place of work to pope's dentist

It's called The Listerine Chapel
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