She seems to have misunderstood when I asked for a slag.
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"How the fuck can you call me a slag?" Yelled my girlfriend during a fight. "I've only slept with seven men."
"Look, can we finish this when they've gone?"
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German thots be like...
Guten slag
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âDadâ says son, âwhatâs the difference between theory and realityâ?
âIâll explainâ says Dad. âMOTHER! Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks?â
âYes I wouldâ says mother, giggling.
âDAUGHTER! Would you sleep with Harry Styles for a million bucks?â
âYes I wouldâ she says, blushing.
âThere you go sonâ says Dad. âTheoretically we ...
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A guy with a black eye boards his plane
As he sits down in his seat, he notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes...mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a 'tongue twister accident'. See, I wa...
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