So an electrical engineer built a house entirely out of resistors.

The welcome mat said Ohm Sweet Ohm.

Someone should make an electronics shop that sells resistors and call it:

The Ohm Depot

What is a resistors favorite breakfast?

An Ohm-let

Girls are like resistors...

The more resistance they have, the hotter they are.

Which electronic component do cops hate?

Resistors.

Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad?

They use French resistors.

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