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Training Camp Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a Pakistani wedding party and an Al-Qaeda training camp?

Dunno, I just fly the drone.

Two German platoons meet in a training camp.

One General asks the other:

"General, how do you keep your soldiers so tall and strong?"

"Easy" replies the other "I castrate them all!"

"How do you do that, General?" Inquires the first.

"With couple of stones!!" Answers proudly the second General.

"Isn't it too...

The head instructor at the Al-Qaeda's training camp starts his lesson on suicide bombing...

"Now listen up closely everyone, I'm only gonna be showing this once".

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Three Olympic athletes are at an elite training camp

The instructor was a tough, but attractive woman. She planned to give the athletes exercises that would make them beg for mercy



'What's your event?' she asked the first athlete


'Pole vault' he says


'You will spend the next hour pole vaulting!' barks the inst...

Meanwhile at an ISIS training camp

A bunch of prospective terrorists gathered for their final training lesson before going into the field.

Their instructor said, “Now, watch closely, children. I can only show you how to do this once.”

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