Low wage workers play basketball. Tradesmen go bowling. Middle managers play softball. Upper managers play tennis. CEOs play golf.
The lesson: the higher you climb, the smaller your balls get.
So there's a plane that's half criminals and half master tradesmen...
The plane is half full of criminals and half full of master craftsmen.
The pilot comes on over the PA and says "Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is overloaded, we need to bump half of you to another flight."
After deliberating with the mechanics and copilot for a while, the pilot comes ...
A man calls a tiler ... (old East Germany joke)
... "Hi! I'd like some bathroom tiles repaired please. When can you come?"
Tiler: "Next appointment is in 8 years."
Man: "Oh, OK, I take it."
Tiler: "Morning or Afternoon?"
(This is the type of joke that went around in communist countries like Eastern Europe. Tradesme...
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An Arab Sheikh Is Crossing The Desert To Negotiate A Peace Treaty With A Neighbouring Tribe.
It's approximately a days walk & all he has with him are his four wives & a 2 gallon flask of water to prevent dehydration for the journey. So, he walks a few hundred yards....has a sip of water....another few hundred....another sip & so on until the inevitable happens, he MUST take a le...