Tony Soprano Jokes

Both of them are discussing what they got their wives for their anniversary.

The rich guy tells he got his wife a diamond ring and a Mercedes. The poor guy is amazed and asked him why he got two gifts for her.
The rich guy said, "Well, if she doesn't like the ring, she can go and return... read more

They both go to Sacs Fifth Avenue to get a gift. The poor man asks the rich man, "What did you get your wife this year?". The rich man responds, " I got her a diamond ring & a Mercedes Benz" to which the poor man says, "Why'd you get her both?". So the rich man says, "I got both so that if she ... read more

“What’s in the box?” asks the Poor Man.
“A diamond necklace!” exclaimed the Rich Man, “a gift for my wife of 25 years.”
“Hey, I’m celebrating my 25th anniversary too”, says the Poor Man.
“Oh really, so what’d you get her?” asks the Rich Man.
“A pair of slippers”, he replied.
“Ve... read more