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Deadwood Jokes

What do you call a tree with erectile dysfunction?

Deadwood

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Where are male pornstars buried?

Deadwood.

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Longish literary-ish joke translated from Russian

Russia in the 1930s. Winter. Poverty. Famine. It's freezing cold. A poorly dressed kid is running across a courtyard with an armful of deadwood, followed by an angry caretaker.

The kid is running and thinking to himself:
>I gotta put an end to this. After all, I come from a nice family,...

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