Ray Charles Jokes - 16 Hilarious Ray Charles Jokes

Why can't Ray Charles drive?

Because he's dead.

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Q: Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he was married.

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Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder

Ray Charles meets Stevie Wonder, they talk about their life, then Stevie says "it's just too bad we're both blind".

Ray answers "Could be worse, we could have been black"

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Ray Charles went to the doctor.

Doctor said, "I got good news and bad news. Which would you like first?"

Ray says, "Give me the bad."

Doctor says, "Well Mr. Charles because of your diabetes we have to amputate your left leg."

Ray, "Damn. Well what's the good news?"

Doctor clears his throat and sings, "U...

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What do you call a tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder?

Endless love.

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I feel bad for Ray Charles about the whole Stevie Wonder thing...

I mean another blind black piano player? There's no way he saw that coming.

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Ray Charles walks into a bar...

and a stool and a table

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Ray Charles...

... is driving and gets into a car accident... because he's blind. He wakes up in a hospital bed.

The doctor comes in and says, "Mr. Charles, I've got good news and bad news."

"What's the bad news?"

"Well, you've lost the use of your left side, due to the accident," says the d...

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Stevie Wonder says the best advice he ever heard was from Ray Charles...

"The future's lookin' up."

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Have you ever seen the house Ray Charles lived in?

Neither did he.

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

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There was this wonderful singer in my choir class once. She couldn't read any of the music, but then again, tons of famous singers didn't read music.

I mean, Ray Charles couldn't read sheet music to save his life.

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I devised a test to see if people prefer Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder...

It's a double blind study.

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Who is Steve Irwin’s favorite musician?

Ray Charles

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Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions

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Opporknockity, and a short collection of other terrible music jokes

Mr. Opporknockity is a superb piano tuner. He has spent more than 30 years honing his craft and has made quite a reputation for himself.

He got a call from a guy who had just bought a new grand piano and requested Mr. Opporknockity to come and tune it. Mr. Opporknockity spent more than 3 hour...

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