Tik Jokes

Now she’s on OnlyNans

It kind of is, because that definitely tells us how old he is.

They infect everything they touch

It was scary, because for a second I thought I had a Tik Tok account.

Vine.

Because I’m really good for about 15 seconds.

I’ll see my way out.

Cos in just a matter of seconds it steals all your data!

### A Chinese-owned social media platform has been poisoning breath mints to accomplish their goals.

It's the TikTok tic tac tactic.

Then I made the tick sit, roll over, and do a flip.

For a second, i was really scared that i had TikTok

Darwinism

They should change the name of the app to Kpy Kat.

My country banned Tik tok the very next day.

So where's a good place to hide a small corpse?

A DikDok.

What did Ke$ha ever do to him?

I thought they would be looking for intelligence.....

Why doesn’t he just ban the Corona Virus?

The posts there are really just hit or miss

- What app does the clock have installed on his phone?

- TikTok

He's going to buy it and run it himself.

The repair person in the clock shop is an old German. The man says my grandfather clock only goes tik tik tik tik. They take the clock to the back room of the shop and tie it to a chair. The old man then lights up a cigarette, take a big drag, and blows the smoke in the clocks face. He sets the ciga... read more

They are willing to pay $1B for tik tok, I got it for free from apple store.

A bar

As soon as you use it, you will die of cancer.

He was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

With a TikTok account and some decent photo editing software, only about 4.

Tik-Tok has got to go!

Tik-tok

Coworker was talking about a Joe Rogan episode with Jim Miller where they talked about Lyme Disease.

We continued the conversation and at the end I said "I guess the kids have tik tok and we have tick talk." I don't know how to feel after that one. Had to share somewhere.

I had a nightmare were I dreamt someone had stolen my Tik tok acount .

For a second I was really worried that I had a tik tok acount .

TikTok

The man tells him, "My clock just goes tik, tik, tik, it never goes tok!"

The German clock maker holds a flashlight up to the clock and yells "VE HAVE VAYS OF MAKING YOU TOK!"

It's called Tik Tok.

Someone delete TikTok ffs.

...and immediately regretted installing TikTok.

Because it had tiks

TikTok ads

Apparently it is called Tik tok