Tik Tok is mostly just millions of users imitating each other.

They should change the name of the app to Kpy Kat.

The girl I had a crush on asked me to make an account on tik tok and follow her.

My country banned Tik tok the very next day.

I heard that Trump is going to ban Tik Tok..

What did Ke$ha ever do to him?

Today, I made a tik tok.

Then I made the tick sit, roll over, and do a flip.

Does anyone know why tik tok data is getting stolen?

I thought they would be looking for intelligence.....

If Trump banned Tik Tok because it's made in China

Why doesn’t he just ban the Corona Virus?

A Tik-Tok user who shot videos in the airport was taken to the hospital today..

He was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

I am sick of this Chinese-made virus destroying society!

Tik-Tok has got to go!

My brother just told me tik tok is better than reddit

So where's a good place to hide a small corpse?

What is Captain Hook’s least favorite social media site?

TikTok!

Microsoft is so stupid...

They are willing to pay $1B for tik tok, I got it for free from apple store.

I had a nightmare that my TikTok account got banned

For a second, i was really scared that i had TikTok

I walked into my room to find my girlfriend watching a video.

"Hey baby, what are you watching?", I ask.

"Ted talks", she mumbles softly.

"Really?", I say. "That's so awesome! What's your favorite talk? Mine is---"

"Baby, I said 'Tik toks'..."

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There is a new toilet system being trialled.

It has a built in Internet connection.

It will automatically post your shit on Facebook, Twitter and TikTok.

Why do Redditors hate clocks?

They go tik tok tik tok...

I had a nightmare

I had a nightmare were I dreamt someone had stolen my Tik tok acount .

For a second I was really worried that I had a tik tok acount .

5 Stages of mental breakdown during lockdown

1. Looking at the sky/ceiling endlessly
2. Thinking you've caught the virus
3. Crying/sudden outbursts
4. Violent streaks
5. Opening a Tik Tok account

It's 2020. We need to WAKE UP. The biggest threat to humanity is here. This world is dying. We NEED to do something about this. We can't let this virus take over humanity.

Someone delete TikTok ffs.

A Chinese-owned social media platform has been poisoning breath mints to accomplish their goals.

It's the TikTok tic tac tactic.

Deep in the Amazon jungle, a tribe witnessed white people for the first time...

...and immediately regretted installing TikTok.

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The Broken Grandfather Clock

A man once owned a beautiful grandfather clock (well, he probably still does, but let's put that aside for now). Now, when I saw the grandfather clock was beautiful, I mean absolutely gorgeous. The clock stood nearly 6 feet tall, made from the most splendid mahogany wood, accompanied by intricate ha...

What’s a negative thought?

Anyone on TikTok

Why was the clock always so itchy?

Because it had tiks

My friend showed me this awesome app where you can watch exotic creatures

Apparently it is called Tik tok

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My dad just told me his favourite WWII joke and told him I'd share it

During the war in a concentration camp the POWs were made to line up. The first person would say; "Tik" then the person behind him would need to respond with; "Tok" So they did.

It went
"Tik, Tok, tik, Tok, Tik" until the man behind him also said "tik", this made the German officer mad w...

Do you know how to find videos of fat people doing stupid stuff?

TikTok ads

A man walks up to a russian clock maker

A man walks up to a russian clock maker. He says, "My clock just goes tik, tik, tik, it never goes tok!

The russian clock maker holds a flashlight up to the clock and yell: WE HAVE WAY OF MAKE YOU TOK

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