Tictac Jokes

This little kid Jimmy was frustrated, because every day as he walked to school with his lunch, the big bully Buster would stop him and ask him what he had for lunch. Then he would take the lunch and eat it!

So one day Jimmy decided he had enough, he had to do something about this. Now his A... read more

So he's on his 7th glass of scotch and barfs oll over himself.

"What am I gonna do?" He says to the bartender, "my wife's gonna kill meh."

Bartender says, "I've got an idea but ya gotta do extly what I say."

Drunker nods.

Bartender tucks a ten in his front pocket and say... read more