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How does Thom Yorke wake up on a weekend that doesn’t happen to coincide with his birthday?

With no alarms and no surprises

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Why doesn’t Thom Yorke use reddit?

He keeps getting banned by the Karma Police.

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Thom Yorke's phone thinks someone is listening in on its calls...

...delusional iPhone.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg?

I always assumed the rooster came first.

Credit goes to: u/Bodhi_Thom

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