The Wheel Jokes

The police is working tirelessly to find the suspect

Because it didn't want to tire itself out

Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I'll be the Juan on watch.

a revolution

Catching his attention was a couple in a car with the interior light on. Moving closer, the cop could see a young man behind the steering wheel reading a newspaper. In the backseat a young blonde was knitting.

The lawman walked up to the vehicle and knocked on the driver-side window. The star... read more

He was cutting too many corners.

So the Bar tender says “Hey man, whats with the wheel?”

so the Pirate tells him “Arrrr, its Drivin’ me nuts!”

When he sees the car, he motions to the driver and says: "Do you mind if I ask you a favor?"

"A favor for the Pope??" exclaims the driver, "of course - anything!"

"You know, I hardly ever get to drive, and I'd really like it if I got to drive now. Would you please let me?"
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A classic case of Head, Shoulder, Nissan Tows, Ice, ERs, Mouth and Nose.

You can hide, but you can't run

He was really on a roll

Now my pottery is ruined

Round & round.

I told him that the Bus itself was going to the next town over, but the Wheels on the Bus go round and round.

The trooper rolled down the window and yelled, "Pull Over!"

"No!" yelled the woman, "It's a cardigan!"

It was revolutionary

It invented itself after seeing Chuck Norris.

My car must be broken. Every time I fall asleep while driving it takes me to the hospital.

A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known lover’s spot, famous for all obscene activities. He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.

The cop carefully approaches the car to get a closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer ... read more

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

But I think it's time to recognize 'the shovel' for being the ground-breaking invention that it is.

One day, some primitive guys were watching their wives drag a dead mastodon to the food & fire area. It was exhausting work; the guys were getting tired just watching.

Then they noticed some large, smooth, rounded boulders and they had a great idea! They could sit on top of the boulders a... read more

Turns out he was doing it on his own accord

They needed to install a driver

After completing his visit, the Canadian government gives him a chauffeur-driven car to see the natural beauty of Canada. After 20 kilometers through Canada, he says to the driver:

"Oh, let me get behind the wheel. I'm from the narrow Papal States, and I always have to sit in the back of the... read more

Got kicked out of pottery class too.

... The accordion player decides to pull over at a small pub with a sign reading "$1 Beer Night." He takes some change out of his car's cup holder -- enough for a couple $1 beers.

Inside, he stacks his change on the bar (mostly nickels and pennies) and pretends not to notice the bartender's e... read more

He must've known he was gonna be going places.

Driver: My wife gave birth

Cop: Why is there a body in the trunk?

Driver: He's the father.

He needed a place to crash.

The Pope is on a visit to the US, riding in the back of a limo. The driver asks him if he needs anything.

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today."

"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job... read more

you could say it's working tirelessly.

..... the doors on the bus go open and shut, open and shut, the doors on the bus go open and shut all through the town.....

Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn,and yelled,"PULL OVER"
"No!"the blond yelled back," its
a scarf.

And I’m just here wondering why our feet smell and our nose run...

The shovel. That was truly groundbreaking.

Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven”.

The first guy says “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3... read more

He retired.

I said I’m working tirelessly.

He copy-pastes from a previous argument. Why reinvent the wheel?

While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man and would not ever dream of questioning the pope's authority. So, the pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back.

They were traveling down ... read more

Bill was on the side of the road hitch-hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a fierce rain storm.

The night was rolling on, and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few meters ahead of him.

Suddenly through the swirling rain Bill saw a car slowly comi... read more

There was a very unlucky man , who whenever starts a job, they go bankrupt in a week, whenever he goes to a wedding, they get divorced in a month, whenever he buys a car, it get wrecked in days, ...etc

one day he decided to run away, thinking that even if he brings his bad luck abroad, ... read more

They're being retired