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Jesus Take The Wheel Jokes

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The problem with letting Jesus take the wheel...

Is that that motherfucker ain't afraid to die.

Jesus take the wheel

Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I'll be the Juan on watch.

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As her car skidded out of control she screamed 'Jesus take the wheel'

But that Mexican was passed the fuck out in the back seat.

I drove to my local church to donate cheese to their food shelf.

Jesus take the wheel.

I was really sleepy driving across the border..

But luckily I had Jesus take the wheel.

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