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The Practice Jokes

Some say we should end the practice of male circumcision

Personally I think they're making a mountain out of a mohel.

64AD: Nero bans the practice of christianity through the roman empire

christians: i can’t believe this

romans: correct

Where did the practice of bukake originate?

It comes from all over.

Where did the practice of signing a piece of paper in exchange for services and goods start?

The Czech Republic.

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A young man joined the Army and signed up with the paratroopers.

He went through the standard
training, completed the practice jumps from
higher and higher structures, and finally went to
take his first jump from an airplane. The next
day, he called home to his father to tell him the
news.

"So, did you jump?" the father asked.

"We...

There was a young pregnant woman...

...and her dream was for her baby to grow up with perfect manners.

So everyday, she would gently rub her belly whilst repeating the line, "Be polite. Be polite."

But a strange thing happened.

After 9 months, the baby showed no signs of coming out.

After a year the woma...

The Legend of the King and the Fisherman

After the palace meteorologist assured them there was no chance of rain, the King and the Queen went fishing.

On the way, they met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and they asked the man if the fish were biting. The fisherman said, "Your Majesties, you should return to the palace...

Trombonist joke

A trombonist returns home from the practice with the trombone on the back seat of his car.
He needs to stop to do groceries.
When he returns to his car, he sees that his car's window is broken.
He thinks "I hope they stole my trombone".
Comes closer and sees the second trombone in his c...

I came up with a new word.

Plagiarism: the practice of taking someone else's work or ideas and passing them off as one's own.

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