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A professor was starting to read and grade the immense stack of term papers on his desk....

....when a young man approached his desk.

“Here’s my paper, sir,” said the student.

“I’m sorry, young man. That paper was due yesterday, and I do not accept late submissions.”

“Well, excuse me, sir,” the student said, haughtily. “Do you know who I am?”

“No, I do not,” re...

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

Trump writing a term paper:

Sources Cited:
1. You know it
2. I know it
3. We all know it

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