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Nubile Jokes

A 90 year old man goes into a brothel

He walks up to the madam and asks for a young, nubile woman. The madam looks at him and says: “You’re 90 years old, you’ve had it!” He replies: “Oh, I have? How much do I owe you?”

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One summers day, a group of young girls decide to go swimming...

One summers day, a group of girls decide to go swimming rather than class. Instead of the more popular spots, the friends choose a discreet little pond on the far side of the lake. Sure, its privately owned but they're unlikely to be discovered there.

When the young ladies get to the pond, t...

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I was going through a messy divorce and getting screwed by my wife&'s lawyer when I found an old lamp. I rubbed it and a genie appeared.

"Thank you for freeing me" he said. "In return I grant you 3 wishes"

"Oh! this is great," I said. "For my first one I wish I had an inexaustable supply of cash"


Puff! A wallet full of $20 notes appeared. "No matter how much you take out, it will always be full" said the genie....

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Joe bag of donuts walks into a brothel...

He tells the madam he wants something really special, money is no object.

She leads him into a room with two beautiful nubile nymphettes and he engages in a passionate hour of sex.

A few weeks later he can’t deny himself so he goes back, only this time the madam leads him into a ro...

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