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Sacrilegious Jokes

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Sacrilegious ad-man

Father Bill is down at his local pub one night when he runs into Don, an old friend from school. They start talking old times and eventually Don brings the conversation around to the fact that Bill seems to be a man of the cloth.

"You see Bill, I'm actually in advertising, and I've been worki...

An Easter joke.

A priest was arguing with a rabbi.

"What is great in our religion", says the priest, "is that there is room for advancement. A humble village priest can become a bishop, an archbishop, a cardinal, who knows?, maybe even the Pope!"

The rabbi answers: "What about the Almighty? Can he bec...

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Did you hear about the new cult that worships testicles?

They are sacrilegious.

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My friend and I snuck into an empty church one day...

Since nobody was around, I decided to drop my pants and dip my balls in the holy water.

My friend turned to me and said, "is that sacrilegious?"

What do you call a Catholic girl who loves to give oral?

Sacrilegious

I have a bag with a crucifix, Buddha, and the Quran inside.

Is this sacrilegious?

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