Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?
Because 31OCT == 25DEC
(thank you very much)
Clint Eastwood should do a movie where he is a crotchety old sysadmin.
Then we could have the line: "Get off my LAN."
What do dyslexic sysadmins eat for breakfast?
Three IT Guys walk into a bar.
Three I.T. Guys walk into a bar. A sysadmin, a help desk tech, and a network engineer.
The Network engineer immediately starts a conversation with everyone at the bar. The help desk tech orders a drink for himself and starts asking a crying girl how he can help solve her problems. The barten...