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Sysadmin Jokes

Where do sysadmins go when they die

To the cloud

A Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy

A Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy.

"ephedrine?"

"I can't serve you that"

"sudoephedrine"

"There you go".

A nerdy sysadmin joke for today

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?










Because 31OCT == 25DEC





(thank you very much)

What kind of alcohol would sysadmin like?

root beer

What do dyslexic sysadmins eat for breakfast?

Cronflakes.

My ex wouldn't have been a very good sysadmin...

She was very much a $user.

Three IT Guys walk into a bar.

Three I.T. Guys walk into a bar. A sysadmin, a help desk tech, and a network engineer.

The Network engineer immediately starts a conversation with everyone at the bar. The help desk tech orders a drink for himself and starts asking a crying girl how he can help solve her problems. The barten...

Clint Eastwood should do a movie where he is a crotchety old sysadmin.

Then we could have the line: "Get off my LAN."

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