Multitask Jokes - 12 Hilarious Multitask Jokes

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My wife told me women can multitask better than men.

I told her,”No they cant and I can prove it.”she said, “ OK prove it.”

I said,”Shut the fuck up and cook my breakfast.”

She couldn’t do either one.

My wife told me women are better at multitasking than men.

So I told her to sit down and shut up.

Guess what...

She couldn't do either!

If women were great at multitasking..

Sitting down and being quiet would be easy.

My wife keeps using the old ‘men can’t multitask’ stereotype..

So i said “that’s a lie.. I can make love to you AND think of your sister at the same time”

I hate when women state that men can't multitask

And then I stop what I'm doing so I can get angry

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They say men can't multitask

Well I've just cleaned my teeth and pooped at the same time.

I'd like to see a woman do that!

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Why do women say men can't multitask?

I'll have you know I can look at my phone and piss all over the seat at the same time.

What do you call a detective that sucks at multitasking?

Threadlock Holmes

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Women are super great at multitasking, but men can beat them in one thing

Having headache and sex

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A female friend stated that men only see women as sexual objects.

Stereotypes like these really piss me off! As if men can't multitask.

Idea credit goes to a random redditor on a random askreddit thread about stereotypes

A man goes up to his friend and asks him:

"What do you think is the most infuriating stereotype about men that people always talk about?"

His friend replies:

"I hate it when people say that men can't multitask. Whenever I hear someone say that, I have to stop what I'm doing so t...

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I am a really great multitasker...

I can fuck up many things at a time...

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