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My wife told me women can multitask better than men.

I told her,”No they cant and I can prove it.”she said, “ OK prove it.”

I said,”Shut the fuck up and cook my breakfast.”

She couldn’t do either one.

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I am a really great multitasker...

I can fuck up many things at a time...

My girlfriend told me women are better at multitasking than men. So I told her to sit down and shut up. Guess what...

She couldn't do either!

I hate when women state that men can't multitask

And then I stop what I'm doing so I can get angry

My wife keeps using the old ‘men can’t multitask’ stereotype..

So i said “that’s a lie.. I can make love to you AND think of your sister at the same time”

I'm a great multitasker...

I'm looking, feeling, and smelling, like sh*t

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Why do women say men can't multitask?

I'll have you know I can look at my phone and piss all over the seat at the same time.

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They say men can't multitask

Well I've just cleaned my teeth and pooped at the same time.

I'd like to see a woman do that!

What do you call a detective that sucks at multitasking?

Threadlock Holmes

My wife always says that men cannot multitask.

Well the joke is on her as I’m typing this post and cycling at the sa

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Women are super great at multitasking, but men can beat them in one thing

Having headache and sex

I'm great at multitasking!

I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

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A female friend stated that men only see women as sexual objects.

Stereotypes like these really piss me off! As if men can't multitask.

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