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Swatter Jokes

Fly Swatter

A woman arrives in the kitchen and sees her husband with a fly swatter and says "What are you doing?"

He replies: "I'm chasing the flies..."
She asks "Did you kill them?"

He says "As a matter of fact, yes, 3 males and 2 females

Intrigued, she asks him: "How do you make the ...

What do you you call a group of people running around with fly swatters?

SWAT team.

I can hear two bug swatters having a huge argument nearby.

I'd give anything to not be a fly on the wall.

What type of drink do insects avoid?

Fly's water.

*(fly-swatter)*



It's bad, but I just thought of it while reaching for my fly-swatter...

I stopped at a friend's house the other day and found him stalking around with a fly-swatter. When I asked if he was getting any flies, he answered:

'Yeah, three males and two females.' Curious, I asked how he could tell the difference. He said: 'Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone.'

My first original joke, from elementary school days: What do flies drink?

Fly swatter.

After dinner a wife comes into the kitchen

and sees her husband sitting at the dinner table with a fly swatter and asks what he is doing.
Husband: I'm killing flies. I already got two male flies and three females.
Wife: How do you know whether they are male or female.
Husband: Well, I got two on my beer and three on my wallet.

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How to tell the sex of a fly

A woman walked into her kitchen one day to find her husband stalking around the kitchen with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked him.

"Im killing flies!" He said excitedly.

"Have you killed many so far?"

"Yes I have! 2 males and 3 females."

The mans wi...

Jane goes to buy a car...

Jane went to buy a new car that she saw advertised for a certain price. After telling the salesman which car she wanted, they sat down to do the paperwork. The salesman handed Jane the bill, and she declared, “This isn’t the price I saw!”

The salesman went on to tell Jane how she was getting ...

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