What did the gnat say when it hadn’t eaten in a while?
“I’m so hungry I could eat a horsefly.”
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Sven and Ole
Sven is sitting on his porch one day, enjoying the morning Norwegian frosted air, when he sees his neighbor Ole coming down the road.
Ole has his hands lightly cupped together as if he's holding a delicate insect from escaping.
Sven pipes up and hollars "G'mornin Ole! what's that ya go...
How the Internet started according to the bible.
In ancient Israel, it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. And Dot Com was a comely woman, large of breast, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com.
And she said unto...
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