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Swallower Jokes

Sword swallower found dead

The police suspect it's an inside job

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Jizz Swallower

A professor is teaching a food nutrition class and stumbles onto the topic about the high glucose content in semen. Midway through the lecture, a student raises her hand and asks a question.

She asks, if there is so much glucose content in semen, why is it salty and not sweet?

The whol...

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

The sword swallower went to a sewing store to buy pins and needles

He was on a diet

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What do you call a prostitute at the circus?

A sword swallower

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