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Supermassive Jokes

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How do you fuck a supermassive black hole?

With a big bang.

What's the only thing that can pleasure a supermassive black hole?

A Large Hard-on Collider

It’s amazing that we got a picture of a supermassive black hole 52 million light years away from us...

Maybe, one day we can get a full picture of your mom.

The supermassive black hole in the core of the Messier 87 galaxy measures 40 billion km across, three million times the size of the Earth, and has a mass 6.5 billion times that of the Sun.

Almost as big as your mom.

Why did Reddit have a rapid implosion/explosion this afternoon?

I heard it had something to do with supermassive bodies.

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Apparently they're making a porno opera based on the music of Muse

They're calling it 'Supermassive Black Hole'

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