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Sun Bathing Jokes

A man was sun bathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.

A women walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift
your hat."

He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly, it would lift
itself."

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A man is lying on the beach, sun bathing, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch.

A woman passes by and remarks "If you were a gentleman, you would lift your hat for a lady ..." He replies "If you were any sort of sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself!"

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A man with no arms and legs was sun bathing on the beach.

A beautiful blonde was walking past him, stopped for a second with a tang of pity in her eyes.

“Have you ever had a hug?” She asked.
“No.”
So with an “aww”, she gave him a big hug.

Two minutes later, another beautiful woman was walking past the man.

“Aw look at you honey. ...

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A man and go bird

A man was sun bathing nude on a beach when a little girl walks by and asks what’s that between your legs, the man answers that’s my bird, and what are those the girl asks pointing at the mans balls, to that he answers those are the birds eggs, she the points to his pubes and says what is that then, ...

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