What do you call a barking dog in a submarine?

A sub-woofer!

Who do dogs call to fix the shingles on their dog house?

Woofers

What does the speaker say to the dog when they first meet?

"Sup, woofer!"

What do you call a dog that's in the Navy?

A sub-woofer



not sure if this one's already been made up but it came from my own brain!

During WWII why did every German U-Boat have a dog for a mascot?

So they could have a sub-woofer.

What do you call a chihuahua that plays heavy bass music?

A sub woofer.

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer!

Thank you, I'll be here all day.

What do you call a dog bred to stay underwater for a long period of time?

A sub-woofer

What do you call a dog who likes a lot of bass in his music?

A Sub-Woofer.

My friend had a dog...

My friend had a dog that could only bark below 100hz. It was a sub woofer

I met a furry dominatrix with an amazing sound system

You wouldn't believe how many sub woofers she has.

The music teacher at the school my niece goes to was out sick 2 days last week. The school had a dog fill in for her.

He was a sub woofer.

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer

Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

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