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Woofer Jokes

What do you call a dog that likes being tied up?

A sub-woofer

the US navy intercepted russian intelligence on cats

It described training tactics on how to use cats to pilot miniature sub marines. Thus the US started training dogs to counter such a tactic. These dogs were called sub woofers.

What do you call a dog that is underwater?

A sub-woofer!

Thank you, I'll be here all day.

Who do dogs call to fix the shingles on their dog house?

Woofers

What does the speaker say to the dog when they first meet?

"Sup, woofer!"

My friend had a dog...

My friend had a dog that could only bark below 100hz. It was a sub woofer

Why was the dog stealing shingles?

He wanted to become a *woofer*

What do you call a chihuahua that plays heavy bass music?

A sub woofer.

During WWII why did every German U-Boat have a dog for a mascot?

So they could have a sub-woofer.

What do you call a dog bred to stay underwater for a long period of time?

A sub-woofer

I met a furry dominatrix with an amazing sound system

You wouldn't believe how many sub woofers she has.

The music teacher at the school my niece goes to was out sick 2 days last week. The school had a dog fill in for her.

He was a sub woofer.

What do you call a below average sized dog?

A sub woofer

Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit.

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