What do you call it when a group of cheeses start fighting?
A fromage fray.
Never start fights with flat earth theorist!
They’ll always go over the edge
Do you know why some vegans love to start fights with other people?
They need to get some beef in their lives somehow.
What do you call a reptile that likes to start fights
The Insti-Gator
My friend in a wheelchair wanted to start fighting MMA and asked me for advice
I told him to roll with the punches
I called the cops on two guys who were gonna start fighting anytime
Turns out they were just having a conversation in Italian
A man buys a paint factory in a small town.
He visits the local volunteer fire department to see for himself if they'd be able to handle a fire at his plant. What he finds convinces him they could not...the whole fire department consists of one old pumper truck and a bunch of volunteers he finds less than reliable. He tells them "Boys, I'm so...
It appears we have reached that day once again where all the Irish people get drunk and start fights tonight and skip work tomorrow.
Monday.
two kids was bored
two kids was bored.
kid 1: wanna play Monopoly?
kid 2: nah, lets just start fighting now.
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A famous sausage factor gets set on fire.
The flames quickly grew out of control and all near by fire departments are called. The owner of the factory told the firemen that his secret sausage recipe was stored in a vault inside. He proclaimed that the first department to fight off the fire and get the recipes would get a 50000 $ reward. All...
USA is so lucky.
Wherever they start fighting terrorism, they manage to find oil reserves.
This joke is for all the engineers out there
Three university engineering students are having a heated debate over which type of engineering is the best to specialize into. Mechanical is clearly the best says the one student, its the most interesting field and theres more employment opportunities post grad!! no way says the other student elect...
Two farmers each buy a pig at the market
The farmers, let’s call them Clarence and Earl (because those are the only names I can think of that sound like the names farmers would have), decide that in order to save money they would keep the pigs in the same pen. Clarence then tells Earl, “let’s clip the ear off of one of the pigs so we can t...
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