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How To Start A Fight Jokes

How to start a fight

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started.....

How to start a fight with your wife

Wife: What's on the TV tonight dear?

Husband: Dust

How to start a fight on Internet in two steps

1. Express your opinion.
2. Wait.

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And that's how the fight started.....

HOW TO START A FIGHT

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift...
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The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked me why, I replied,

"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's h...

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