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Spot On Jokes

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A guy develops a dark spot on his forehead.

He goes to the doctor. The doctor looks and says:
“I’ve read about this before. In a month you’ll have a full sized penis growing out of your forehead.”
The man’s eyes go wide and he says:
“Well then operate! Get rid of it!”
The doctor shakes his head. “It’s connected to your brain. If I...

What is the best hiding spot on internet?

The second page of google search results.

I wonder what the red spot on my arm is...

....better consult a doctor before I make a ‘rash’ decision

American political party symbols are spot on...

Trump is the elephant in the room, and the DNC is full of jackasses!

I played monopoly once and landed on every spot on the board except for one...

I never stood a chance.

The Sweet Spot On A Woman's Body

My friend at work was telling me about an article he read over the weekend. Apparently there's a spot on a woman's body, that if you hit it just right it will make their legs turn to jelly.

It's called the chin

The parking spot on Richard III's grave was restricted...

Only two-door cars were allowed.

Cruise ship drive by

I was on a cruise recently.

One morning, the ship was passing very close to a small island. As I was admiring the serenity of this far off place, a ruckus occurred.

On the island, a man came running out from the thickness of the brush. His hair was down to his waist and his beard...

At 14.6%, Nevada occupies the No.1 spot on the American Divorce Chart.

It's a bad state of affairs.

What do you call a bald spot on a cell phone salesperson?

A gap in coverage.

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Whats the most insensitive spot on a man's penis?

The man


I really need a counter joke for that one

Was on Twitter earlier telling everyone about how I had this tiny spot on my top lip that turned into a massive cold sore…

It's gone viral…

-Mr. Johnson this looks great. Your educational is just spot on. You have decent career for this job. And you values seem to alike with our corporation. Lastly i wanna ask, what are some of you weaknesses?

-I am hard boiled liar.

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