You know who I bumped into in SpecSavers today?

Everyone

During lockdown I discovered that there are only 3 shops I need: Specsavers, Boots and Greggs.

My life is just specs, drugs and sausage rolls.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man walks into Specsavers

and says to the salesman:
'Can you recommend a pair of glasses that reflect my persona and are stylish?'
The salesman looks at him and hands him a pair of glasses 'These will probably suit you.'
The man takes the glasses and is about to try them on, pauses and says, 'They do look real...

Polish Eye Test

A Polish immigrant goes to Specsavers for an eye test and the Optician shows him the test card:

C Z J X
N Y S A
C Z

and asks him: “Can you read that?”

The Pole says: “Read it? I know ...

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