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You know who I bumped into in SpecSavers today?

Everyone

During lockdown I discovered that there are only 3 shops I need: Specsavers, Boots and Greggs.

My life is just specs, drugs and sausage rolls.

Polish Eye Test

A Polish immigrant goes to Specsavers for an eye test and the Optician shows him the test card:

C Z J X
N Y S A
C Z

and asks him: โ€œCan you read that?โ€

The Pole says: โ€œRead it? I know ...

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