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Software Update Jokes

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I named my penis software update

Because every time it pops up my wife says not right now.

Some people are like a software update

Some people are like a software update . When I see them I think ” Not now ”

Tesla released a new software update...

If you miss a car payment your car drives itself back to Tesla.

Did you hear about the software update Apple released specifically for pirates?

It was an iPatch.

Italian Chefs can now get an exclusive software update for their Tesla

It's been named Carpatchio

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A woman was having sex in an apartment on the 20th floor with another Man

As She heard her Husband coming... She told her Lover to stay like a Robot and not to move...

Husband :
What is this???

Wife :
This is a Robot...
I bought it to have Sex with when you are travelling...

Husband :
Okay darling in that case let's have Sex now......

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