So, there were two friends who had worked together as software developers for a long time. One day, one of them died of a heart attack. The night after the funeral, the remaining guy had a dream in which his dead friend told him that he had two pieces of news - one good and one bad. The good news wa...
What is the best advice for new software developers?
Google it.
Why can’t software developers distinguish between Halloween and Christmas?
Because OCT 31 == DEC 25
(hint: octal and decimal are numerical bases 8 and 10 respectively, happy holidays!)
Why do most software developers need glasses?
Because they can't C#
How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?
none, its a hardware issue.
Why do software developers always say 'it works on my machine'?
It's a regular expression.
If software developers made cars
They would cost $500, get 200 miles per gallon, and once a year would explode. Killing everyone inside.
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