She was standing in the kitchen preparing 2 soft boiled eggs for breakfast
wearing only a 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'
My eyes lit up and I thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'
Not wanting to lose the...
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Tapeworm
A man goes to the doctor where it is determined he has a tapeworm.
The doctor says “every morning at 7am stick 2 soft boiled eggs up your butt, then a cookie.” The man hesitates, but he trusts the doctor. “And come back next week at 7am.”
The man shoved 2 eggs then a cookie up his butt...
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