I'm going to open up a store that only sells two bed covers and two snorkels.
Just four sheets and goggles.
A couple fingers, Vaseline, and the grace of God
Not an original joke but hilarious nonetheless. Presented for your enjoyment.
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.
The noise would wake his w...
A 15 year old boy turns 16 tomorrow.
He asks his mom for a brand new car so he can drive around, but his mon tells him that if he wants his own car, he'd have to work for it and get it himself.
The mom leaves for work the next morning, and when she comes back that night she sees all the street lights in her cul-de-sac covered in...
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
For my wife and I's first wedding anniversary, we made a bet that the first one to wake up would have to surprise the other one with oral sex. Well, when the day came I was the first to wake up, so I rolled over, pulled the bed covers back, and slooooowwwwllllyyyyy shoved my dick in her mouth.
A Horrible Joke
Credit where credit is due: http://www.writepop.com/humor/a-horrible-joke (this is not mine)
Two sailors wake up in bed covered in bug bites.
The first sailor says, “We must have bed bugs!”
The second sailor says, “No, these are flea bites!”
The first sailor says, “The...