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Bed Cover Jokes

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Anniversary idea

For my wife and I's first wedding anniversary, we made a bet that the first one to wake up would have to surprise the other one with oral sex. Well, when the day came I was the first to wake up, so I rolled over, pulled the bed covers back, and slooooowwwwllllyyyyy shoved my dick in her mouth.

A 15 year old boy turns 16 tomorrow.

He asks his mom for a brand new car so he can drive around, but his mon tells him that if he wants his own car, he'd have to work for it and get it himself.

The mom leaves for work the next morning, and when she comes back that night she sees all the street lights in her cul-de-sac covered in...

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A woman comes home early from work to surprise her husband for his birthday.

She enters her house, walks up the stairs, and heads towards the direction of her bedroom. As she eagerly walks to her bedroom, her adrenaline was spiking, she was anticipating a very dirty night. She slowly opened the door and astonishingly, she saw two people on her bed covered with a blanket, wit...

My New Company

A buddy of mine and I have decided to go into business making truck bed covers out of oak, maple and teak. The business name will be U-Like Products.

When someone asks what that contraption is on the back of your truck, you can proudly respond, "Wooden U-Like tonneau."

A woman was sick of her husband always farting in bed...

she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out. Then one C...

A Horrible Joke

Credit where credit is due: http://www.writepop.com/humor/a-horrible-joke
(this is not mine)

Two sailors wake up in bed covered in bug bites.

The first sailor says, “We must have bed bugs!”

The second sailor says, “No, these are flea bites!”

The first sailor says, “The...

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