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Can't serve drink to the drunk...

A man, clearly the worse for drink, staggers into a bar and orders a pint.

The barman says to him "I'm afraid I can't serve you, as you are obviously drunk. Would you like me to call you a taxi?"

Mumbling something or other along the lines of "no", the man clumsily makes his way back o...

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar

The first mathematician orders a beer

The second orders half a beer

"I don't serve half-beers" the bartender replies

"Excuse me?" Asks mathematician #2

"What kind of bar serves half-beers?" The bartender rema...

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A Duck walks into a bar

He goes up to the bar and the barman asks what he's having.

Duck: "you got any bread?"

Barman: "no, we only serve drinks"

Duck: "Oh, have you got any bread?"

Barman: " I just said, no"

Duck: "OK, have you got any bread?"

Barman: "Look, if you ask for bread ...

A guy is at a wedding looking for something to drink.

He looks around the main area for an open bar or something similar, yet he can’t find anything.

“Hmm weird” he thinks to himself, “you’d think they would serve drinks at these type of events”

Suddenly he realizes he just saw a guy with a drink in his hand, so he goes up to him and ask...

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