Two Irishman walk passed an open bar....

Hell, it could happen.

A boy is making sure a microphone works for an open bar stand up night.

Aa boy, not much older than 12 or 13, comes up to the mic and says
"Ice, ice, icicle".
"Pop, pop, popsicle".
"Test," and the crowd stares in horror as the inevitable is going to happen.
"Test, testing one two three"

A guy is at a wedding looking for something to drink.

He looks around the main area for an open bar or something similar, yet he can’t find anything.

“Hmm weird” he thinks to himself, “you’d think they would serve drinks at these type of events”

Suddenly he realizes he just saw a guy with a drink in his hand, so he goes up to him and ask...

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A man dies and goes to hell...

And he's overcome by desperation, so he breaks down crying. Satan comes along and asks him why he's crying.

"Because I'm in Hell!"

"Aw man, it's not so bad here! Do you enjoy gambling?"

"Well, sure..."

"Monday night is Poker Night here! You'll love it! And are you into dr...

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This husband and wife had been driving for nearly 20 hours

and decide its time too get a room too relax and get a little sleep. They find a nice hotel and get a room for the night. They go up stairs too there room,shower,eat and sleep.they wake up,eat breakfast ad go down stairs too check out. The receptionist tells them there bill is 350 dollars,the husban...

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