A boy is making sure a microphone works for an open bar stand up night.
Aa boy, not much older than 12 or 13, comes up to the mic and says "Ice, ice, icicle". "Pop, pop, popsicle". "Test," and the crowd stares in horror as the inevitable is going to happen. "Test, testing one two three"
Super Bowl tickets
Short notice, but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl. They are box seats that he spent $5,700 a piece for which includes transportation to and from the stadium, open bar, and a pass to the winners locker room.
What he did not realize was last year when he purchased them th...
What’s a New York Irish Catholic view of heaven?
A Knight’s of Columbus with an open bar.
A very rich man is having a very big party on the hottest day of the year
The party features a full big band performance and an open bar. In order to fight the extreme heat, the party is littered with large fans running full blast, inadvertantly causing the musicians to tie the sheet music down to their music stands to prevent them from blowing away. Meanwhile, the bass s...
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'd like some H2O." The second says, "I'll have some H20, too.”
The bartender says, “You damn fool! Don't ingest disinfectants! You’re supposed to be scientists—act like it, for pity’s sake. And how’d you even find an open bar violating the stay-at-home order?”
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