One Sunday before a church service, a priest notices a man sitting in a pew who he has not seen in years.
The priest approaches and says, "Wow! I can't remember the last time I saw you here! What brings you here today?"
The man replies, "Good morning, father! Well you see, ten years ag...
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So a cowboy had a party to go to
Upon finishing his work on friday, he goes back to his house and tells his kid:
"get a horse ready, Im in a hurry"
"which one dad?"
"don't care, first one you see"
He takes a shower and rushes out to mount the horse for the trek, since he figures he's running late, he tak...
Two brothers open their gifts on Christmas Day...
Two brothers, Jack and Charlie, open their gifts on Christmas Day, only to find that Jack has been spoiled with everything he ever wanted. Seeing his brother so jealous, Jack is basking in his smugness.
_Jack:_ I got so many gifts, I don't even know where to keep them!
_Charlie:_ Was c...
A true story about the time I got caught speeding
This is the story of the time I was pulled over for doing almost 70 in a construction area, where the speed limit had been reduced to 55.
So I pulled over right away because I'm white and a man with a mustache that only a cop would grow, swung a leg dramatically over his motorcycle and walke...