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Smell Bad Jokes

4 million of these people enter our country every year. They are uneducated, unskilled, and contribute nothing. They are a burden to honest, hardworking Americans and our government is doing nothing to stop them, not to mention they're dirty and they smell bad. THEY DON'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH!!

Man, I hate babies.

Why does Piglet always smell bad?

Because he plays with Pooh.

Why does the starship enterprise smell bad?

Coz William Shat-n-er

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A man goes to the doctor because he smells bad

Doctor: What seems to be the problem

Man: (a little embarrassed) I just smell really bad

Doctor takes a step closer: Wow, you really do smell bad

Man: I shower every day, I wear deodorant, my clothes are clean. I don't know what else to do.

Doctor: Do you have any other s...

Why does the Russian presidential election smell bad?

Cause the winners always pootin'

-Sorry

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

An old lady went for a doctor appointment

Old lady : I seen to fart a lot, but there isn’t any sound or smell, what’s the problem?

Doctor after examining her: I know what the problem is, take this pill three times a day and come back one month later.

1 month later

Old lady: I don’t know what you put in those pills but ...

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Granny goes to the doctor's office, suffering from terrible gas.

"Doctor, it's awful, I'm paying gas all the time, but thank the Lord, they don't make any nose or smell bad."

So the doctor gave her a pill and told her to come back the next week, and when she did as he ordered, he asked how things went, and she replied "it's better, I guess... I mean, I'm p...

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Two flies walk into a restaurant

The first fly says "waiter, I'll have the poop with onions."

The second fly says "I'll also have the poop but with no onions. Onions make my breath smell bad."

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

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The bear on drugs

A bear walks into a bar, sits down, and has a drink. The woman next to him says "Why the fuck are you allowed in here? Bears aren't supposed to be in bars!" The bear ignores her.

A while later the woman gets up and says, "I'll ask you again, you piece of shit, who let you in here?" The bear ...

One day a family of squirrels and a family of skunks are crossing the road...

...a car drives by and hits them. The only survivors was a baby squirrel and skunk and from that day on they became the best of friends. Years later, they're walking through the woods together:

Squirrel: Hey, have you ever wondered what we were?

Skunk: Yes, I have.

Squirrel: Ho...

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