How what are similarities between and hurricane and a woman?

When they come they are wet and wild and by the time the leave the take your house and your car!


p.s

Don’t know where the how came from... sorry for it!
Also, it’s my cake day!!!!

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NSFW What are the similarities between a 9V battery and a your new partners butthole?

You know you shouldn’t, but sooner or later you’re gonna put your tongue to it! ;)

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Do you know the similarities between a stripper and a rock?

You skip the flat ones

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What are the similarities between doing a bungee jump and sleeping with a prostitute?

Both cost £50.
Both last 30 seconds.
And if the rubber snaps you're fucked.

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Whats the similarities with Donald Trump's Hair and a thong?

They both barely cover the arsehole.

What are the similarities between the royal family and yeast?

There both inbred.

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Whats the similarities between bungy jumping and cheating?

First you dont dare and if the rubber breaks you are fucked

What are the similarities between alien movies and school?

They are usually shot in America.

What are the similarities between an apple and a depressed kid?

They both hang from trees.

I found striking similarities with my car and my girlfriend

Both don't exist.

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