What is the difference between the Russian Military and Barnum and Bailey?
Barnum & Bailey only have three rings in their circus - and a lot less clowns!
A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer and a sandwich
The bartender says "wow, you don't see that every day! Man, what's your story?"
Th duck says "I'm a welder at the construction site across the street. I'll be here for a few months while we finish the building," and picks up his newspaper and starts reading. The bartender obviously wants to c...
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