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What does a rock musician call oral sex?

Headbanging.

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Why do metal heads love blowjobs so much?

‘Cause that’s when they headbang.

What do you call a drummer with no arms and no legs?

A headbanger

What do you call an autistic metal band?

Headbangers.

A reporter is doing a story on prenatal conditioning.

A reporter is doing a story on prenatal conditioning. He gets contact from a group of brothers who vouch for the phenomenon as having had an effect on them.

"I'm a jazz saxophonist." The first brother says. "My mother played Charlie Parker for me while I was in the womb, and she could feel me...

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger.

What do you call a quadriplegic who plays the piano?

A headbanger.

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