Lol plague inc easy mode is so unrealistic

Like who wouldn’t wash their hands and wear a mask during a global pandemic.

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I was watching porn with the missus and she complained, "This is so unrealistic."

I said, ‟Just because you are unwilling to try new things, does not mean everyone's that frigid.”

‟Not that,” she explained, ‟It's just the plumbers that come to our house have tiny dicks.”

(not mine) I hate the Harry Potter franchise, it's too unrealistic.

I mean I'm not saying magic is impossible, everyone on my estate fights with sticks, there may even be the odd unicorn about, but who, has ever seen a ginger kid with two mates ?

Monopoly is so unrealistic

Rich people are getting taxed

People say mario is "unrealistic"

but if an Italian man jumped on my head I would die and he would be entitled to any coins I have

What is the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?

A ginger with two friends.

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So we were watching porn and my girlfriend said it's so unrealistic.

"So you think no frustrated wife ever made an advance at her plumber?" I asked.

"Not that." She replied "The ones who repair ours have tiny cocks".

"Wait...what ?"

This pandemic has exposed how unrealistic the movie The Martian is.

Not because of the space travel to Mars, but there is no way the US government would spend so much money and gather the resources to save just one life.

I watched a Liam Neeson action movie that had the unrealistic parts deleted.

It was Taken seriously.

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I feel like porn has given me such unrealistic expectations for sex... for example,

having it with another person

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Porn is so unrealistic

Just took a shower with my girlfriend.....

And stood in the corner freezing for 20 minutes handing her different shampoos.

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My wife thinks porn is unrealistic

She said the pizza guys don’t come that fast

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Unrealistic Porn

Something that I find really unrealistic about teacher porn is when the female teacher has fake breasts, there's no way in the world that a teacher's salary can pay for that.

Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women...

For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them.

What's the most unrealistic thing about the Bible?

A 30 year old man with 12 close friends.

Spongebob was the most unrealistic kid's show

A teenager in a minimum wage job owning a house and car. Pfft

The Fallout games are the most unrealistic games I've ever played.

I mean, how is there no Skyrim remastered for the Pip-Boy?

5/7 unplayable.

Fullmetal Alchemist is so unrealistic

I mean how can they draw such perfect circles?

You want to know what's the most unrealistic thing from Batman V superman? (not a spoiler)

A democratic senator from Kentucky.

"Fifty Shades of Grey" gives its readers unrealistic expectations.

It makes them think that Vintage Books will publish anything that gets sent to them.

My blind friend is being unrealistic again

So I told him, " don't lose sight of what's really important. "

I had an unrealistic dream about having several thousand dollars last night

Turns out it was two grand.

The Jetsons gave me unrealistic expectations for the future as a child

Like having a wife who loves me and owning a dog

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Watching too much porn gave me unrealistic expectations of sex

I really thought it would happen

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Porn gives unrealistic expectations.

The plumber took his usual £60 per hour, even though I sucked his cock.

I watched the Harry Potter films for the first time at the weekend

They were okay, but a bit unrealistic: a ginger schoolkid with two friends?

I hate Sharknado, it is SO unrealistic.

Rain? In California? Did they even pretend to research for this movie?

Battleship is a completely unrealistic movie...

Everyone knows that Rihanna doesn't fight back.

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It's a good thing they shut down production of House of Cards

It's be too unrealistic to have someone playing the US president who has been accused of sexual misconduct.

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One day the pope wakes up with an erection

Damnit, must have been a side effect from the Holy Viagra. It won't go away, but he has a parade to go to that morning! So he steps onto his Holy Balcony, slips out of his Holy Pyjamas, and does what most people do when they have an erection they want to get rid of.

That's masturbate, by the ...

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A jew called Bernie ran the biggest ponzi schema ever , he took millions from gullible low information people promising them unrealistic returns .

I was talking about Bernie Madoff not Bernie Sanders you a**holes

Donate 27 $ and we can still win the Presidency !!!

I just watched "the Martian" - What an unrealistic movie...

...Sean Bean survives.

A man and a genie

A man is walking on a sandy beach in Southern California, and what appears to be a very old bottle washes up on the shores.

The genie expressed gratitude for the man freeing him from the bottle.

The genie says "I am in your debt, but I can only grant you one wish."

The man says ...

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Started my job at the dildo factory today, and I can now tell you all, women want one thing.

And it’s unrealistic.

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