How many shop stewards does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to change the lightbulb and four to sit on folding chairs and watch. You got a problem with that?
A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the madam. "Is this a union house?" "No, I'm sorry, it isn't," she replied.
"Well, ill pay you $100. what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20." Offended at such an unfair operation, the man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable shop. Finally he reached a brothel where the madam said hers was a union house...
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