My son was born without arms or legs...

For his 18th birthday I carried him to the pub and bought him his first pint.

After holding the glass to his lips and watching him gulp it down, I was amazed to see arms sprout out of his torso!

Shocked, the bartender poured another pint and handed it over to my son, who picked up the ...

Abner was seated at his wife's sickbed

Abner was seated at his wife's sickbed, weeping uncontrollably, when his wife, mustering the dregs of her strength, drew herself up to one elbow. 'Abner,' she whispered, 'Abner, I cannot go to my Maker without confessing my misdeed.' 'Not now,' muttered the stricken husband. 'Not now, my dear. Lie b...

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