Free Stuff Jokes - 2 Hilarious Free Stuff Jokes

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Every body loves guns!

Everytime I show them mine, they give me free stuff.

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Free bicycle

I bought a bicycle which I hardly used. As a socially responsible citizen, I put it out on the porch against a board saying "free bicycle ".

A week passed and no one took it. My friend said "Dude no on wants free stuff, just chain it to the post and it will be stolen in a jiffy".

I fol...

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